the most spectacular boyfriend is an ms paint wizard. as in, like, order of merlin first class, seat on the wizengamot-type of wizard. and with his skills, he has made GLORY:
ben-licious
and while i’d like to say we dreamed up this work purely of our own demeted minds, it originated from this glorious website: http://benmangoeswhippedcreamisland.tumblr.com/
i submitted it earlier today. i hope to see it up for all to see shortly.
ALSO: I HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAD A PERSONAL CONVERSATION WITH A LOST CAST MEMBER. But I haven’t had a free mo to type up the gloriousness. As we must wait a week for the next ep of LOST, you must wait until I get back from my weekend adventures to hear about it. And it just might involve this guy
NO... WAY...
the eye of the island 
