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wiggin’ out: the bad wigs of lost

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on April 25, 2009 by eyeoftheisland

yes, i am a deliquent. i have betrayed lost-dom. i’ve spent extended amounts of time away from the island. really, i should be banished.

JUDGE ME, SMOKE MONSTER!

but to make up for my absence and lack of LOST-knowledge for the past two weeks (a lost-hiatus puts us all in a general slump, non?), i would like to present a special series i like to call

THE BAD WIGS OF LOST

now, we know that lost is usually pretty good production-wise. they actually got an old plane and used it in the pilot, for gosh sakes! and yet… there remains the problem of the embarassingly bad wigs that land on our favorite character’s heads during flashbacks. i mean, tell me that i’m not the only one who thought that, in “dead is dead”, charles widmore maybe had a bucket of dryer lint dumped on his head as part of some strange “good riddence!” type ceremony before leaving the island!

okay, maybe that particular thought was exclusive to me, but you KNOW what i’m talking about. to take a page from my dear and oft-mentioned amiga andi, i shall rate the following “best of” worst wigs of lost with the same criteria she uses on her own blog, nacho patrol (slightly modified):

  • Presentation: is the wig aesthetically pleasing? is it packed on a plate that is too small?
  • Quality of toppings: lucious locks or stringy straw?
  • Distribution of toppings: is the hair piled in one place, leaving the rest of the head naked? Is it spread evenly and in layers throughout the head?
  • Price: is it worth it? Is it a rip-off? Flashbacks will on a whole be graded in this category.
  • Overall/Taste: arguably the most important category, is the wig tasty and fulfilling?
  • Now, let’s get to the offensive objects.

    FIRST OFFENDER: JACK SHEPHERD, SEASON 2, EPISODE “MAN OF SCIENCE, MAN OF FAITH”

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    we get back by sea… or do we fly?

    Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on January 27, 2009 by eyeoftheisland

    talking heads of cast demonstrate that they know just as much about this season as we do. worth it to see naveen andrews (sayid) look so befuddled: